Lessons Learned After Years Of Living Life

1. Friends really do come and go. Some come back. Some don’t. That’s OK.
2. Nobody cares about you as much as they care about themselves.
3. Animals kill to survive. Humans kill for “fun” (also know as a psychopath) or because they’re ignorant of torture (I know I used to be).
4. It’s OK to be different.
5. Most people won’t agree with you.
6. The people who really care will still care whether they agree with you or not.
7. You don’t need anybody’s support to make things happen.
8. Arguments are pointless. You can’t change anyone, don’t try.
9. People will rationalize and justify anything and everything to be “right.” Let them.
10. It’s easier to take a small action now instead of a big action “some day.”
11. Some day never comes.
12. If the music you listen to is on the radio or TV it’s pop music. Pop = popular. It doesn’t matter if there’s screaming or singing, loud guitars or soft piano, it’s pop music. I love pop music. I love unpopular music as well. ;)
13. You’re not as different as you think.
14. You can have anything you want.
15. You never have to settle. Not in a relationship, not in a job, not ever.
16. Somebody will always tell you your ideas suck. Take action anyway.
17. You might think you’re not good enough, but you’ll surprise yourself when you try.
18. Being an adult can be fun when you are acting like a child.

1. You don’t have to be promiscuous because you’re a male and you don’t have to be celibate because you’re a female. Do what you want.
2. Don’t let the school system brainwash you into being average. They will try. Every step of the way.
3. Society wants you to be average as well, but you can be exceptional if you’d like. It’s your choice.
4. You will make mistakes. So what?
5. It’s OK to feel sad.
6. There is nothing wrong with you.
7. Successful people read books.
8. Passion can go a long way.
9. Don’t kill yourself. It’s never worth it.
10. Get tested.
11. If you think you can do something you’re right. If you think you can’t do something you’re also right.
12. The refrigerator light doesn’t always stay on.
13. Whether you hear it or not, a falling tree always makes a sound.
14. Money is not the root of all evil.
15. Love of money is not the root of all evil either.
16. You don’t need as much money as you think.
17. Nobody cares what kind of car you drive. If they do, they’re not worth your time. (Also, replace car with: the kinds of clothes you wear.)
18. Don’t be a pushover.
19. Memories are priceless. Write them down daily. Even if they seem trivial.
20. Nothing is trivial.
21. Ask for what you want. If you don’t ask, you won’t receive.
22. Don’t make the same mistake twice. If you do, don’t make it a third time.
23. There will always be somebody more “successful” than you.
24. Define your own rules for success. It’s a lot easier to rule your world than someone else’s world.
25. Humans are the only mammals that drink milk after they’ve grown. They’re also the only mammals that drink another mammal’s milk.
26. If you don’t feel good you probably don’t need a doctor. It’s your diet.
27. Even if an apple a day doesn’t keep the doctor away it sure tastes good.
28. Doctors aren’t all bad, but many will write you any prescription you ask for if you know how to ask.
29. The fact that gay marriage is not recognized is an abomination. If you support Freedom, you support gay marriage.
30. Religion causes a lot of problems.
31. Telling someone they’re wrong never leads to anything positive. Even if they’re wrong.
32. You’ll never be good enough if you don’t define great.
33. Being dependent on TV shows or sports teams is for children and teenagers.
34. You don’t need more than 3 pairs of shoes. 1 athletic, 1 dress, and 1 casual. Even that might be overkill.
35. If you wear the same pants every day nobody will notice.
36. Write down your dreams/nightmares for 30 days every morning immediately upon waking up. Some trippy stuff will start happening.
37. It is scientifically proven that if you eat meat you’re not an environmentalist. Don’t pretend to care about the environment. Care or don’t care.
38. Whether global warming is real or made up, is it really so difficult to throw a cigarette butt in a trash can instead of the street? (Replace the following with cigarette butt: gum, paper, bottles, anything.)
39. If you say you love animals and you kill them for dinner (physically or by shopping at the deli counter) there is a blatant disconnect.
40. Just because somebody tells you something is true, doesn’t mean it is. Do your own research.
41. Jealousy is mankind’s most useless emotion. Instead of feeling jealous, feel happy.
42. Happiness is mankind’s most useful emotion.
43. If you help people get what they want, you will “miraculously” get what you want.
44. It’s OK to be a follower. It’s better to be a thought leader.
45. It’s OK if you don’t like something. Just don’t pretend that you do.
46. There are exceptions to every rule. That doesn’t make the rule invalid.
47. You can’t break rules if you don’t learn them first.
48. If somebody tells you they want the best for you what they mean is they want you to do what they say and follow the rules.
49. You should play on a swing set at least once every year. It is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
50. Don’t blame anybody for your problems. They’re yours. The sooner you establish this the sooner you can work on them.
51. If you can’t sing, sing anyway. Especially at karaoke.
52. Just because a billion people do something doesn’t mean it’s right.
53. If you eat moldy bread you might feel like shit. Pun not intended. :)
54. Don’t wish, do. “I wish I could…” is a waste of thought energy.
55. Some people say you should do something every day that scares you. That’s a lofty goal, but even if you do something every week that scares you you’ll come out ahead.
56. Do what scares you.
57. If you think something is a bad idea, it might mean you should do it. Or it might mean it’s actually a bad idea.
58. Stop watching so much TV.
59. It really is easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. Try it next time.
60. It’s OK if you don’t want to travel the world. There are lots of things to explore in your own backyard.
61. Don’t listen to anybody who tells you “you’re missing out” by not going somewhere or doing something. You’re only missing out if you believe you’re missing out.
62. Don’t think of cost. Think of value.
63. If something is expensive that doesn’t mean it’s worth it. If something is cheap that doesn’t mean it’s not. Usually, neither of those options are ideal.
64. Maybe you can’t have it all. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try.
65. You can change the world because you define your world.
66. Jakfruit is hard to find, but so very worth it.
67. Give away something you love. You’ll learn a) detachment and b) it feels great.
68. Do activities by yourself. Solo Social Activities (movies, dinner, concerts, travel) can be a lot of fun.
69. Stop depending on other people.
70. It’s OK to complain sometimes. Don’t make it a habit.
71. Do what you love even if you don’t get paid for it.
72. Stop texting or checking your phone when you’re with other people. It’s rude and it’s sad.
73. Drink more water.
74. Show gratitude.
75. Make more mistakes.
76. There is no such thing as luck. No good luck. No bad luck. You either make good things happen or you make bad things happen. Nothing more, nothing less.
77. The secret to winning is playing. Often. (This advice does not hold for games of chance.)
78. Everybody lies. Trust people anyway.
79. If you dwell on past mistakes you will get depressed. Dwell or don’t dwell, but know the outcome.
80. There is always more you can do. But that doesn’t mean there is always more you should do.
81. Don’t compare yourself to other people. Compare yourself to yourself.
82. Low calorie does not mean healthy. Stop fooling yourself.
83. Seek danger.

Sometimes ...

Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson,or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere. It would be safe and comfortable, but dull and utterly pointless. The people you meet who affect your life, and the success and downfalls you experience, help to create who you are and who you become. Even the bad experiences can be learned from. In fact, they are probably the most poignant and important ones. If someone hurts you, betrays you, or breaks your heart forgive them, for they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to when you open your heart. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because in a way, they are teaching you to love and how to open your heart and eyes to things. Make every day count... Appreciate every moment and take from those moments everything that you possibly can for you may never be able to experience it again. Talk to people that you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Let yourself fall in love, break free, and set your sights high. Hold your head up because you have every right to. Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, it will be hard for others to believe in you. You can make of your life anything you wish. Create your own life and then go out and live it with absolutely no regrets. Most importantly, if you love someone tell them, for you never know what tomorrow may have in store. And learn a lesson in life each day you live.

What A True Boyfriend Should Do...

When she walks away from you mad
(Follow her)

When she stare's at your mouth
(Kiss her you idiot)

When she pushes you or hit's you
(Grab her and dont let go)

When she start's cussing at you
(Don't cuss back and make her feel worse,
just deal with it for the time being)

When she's quiet
(Ask her whats wrong,
but not a billon times when she says nothing)

When she ignore's you
(Give her your attention)

When she pull's away
(Pull her back)

When you see her at her worst
(Tell her she's beautiful)

When you see her start crying
(Just hold her and dont say a word)

When you see her walking
(Sneak up and hug her waist from behind)

When she's scared
(Protect her)

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
(Tilt her head up and kiss her)

When she steal's your favorite shirt
(Let her keep it and sleep! with it for a night)

When she tease's you
(Tease her back and make her laugh)

When she doesnt answer for a long time
(Reassure her that everything is okay)

When she look's at you with doubt
(Back yourself up)

When she say's that she like's you
(She really does more than you could understand, completly true)

When she grab's at your hands
(Hold her's and play with her fingers)

When she bump's into you
(Bump into her back and make her laugh)

When she tell's you a secret
(Keep it safe and untold)

When she looks at you in your eyes
(Don't look away until she does)

When she misses you
(She's hurting inside)

When you break her heart
(The pain never really goes away)

When she says its over
(She still wants you to be hers)

WHY ?

I get up and out of bed,
Try to forget all those things we said.
It's now over for good,
I promised myself to leave it right there here I stood.

People always tell me things will get better,
But I find myself writing you half a letter.
How did we fall so far apart,
You left me not knowing where to start.

I am here now trying to find out how to survive,
And struggling to just keep myself alive.
I remember when you were a hero in my eyes,
You were always there to give me a suprise.

But those are just long lost memories of mine,
Maybe this is our life design.
I spent so many days cold and lonely,
I believed that you were my one and only.

There are some things in my head I'll take to my grave,
But it won't be all that love that I gave.
You made me so emotionless,
And you gave me all this stupid stress.

I try to believe in things I can't see,
But is there even hope for me!
My back is up against a wall,
And it's hard for me to keep standing tall.

Life just isn't worth it anymore,
You left me standing at the door.
You said it's time to say goodbye,
And I just wondered... why?

Something Random AGAIN ...

You know she’s your best friend when she wakes you up in the middle of the night and says “move over you whore!”

I built a wall, not to block everyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.

Zombies just want hugs!

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!

I never fell for you... you tripped me.

Friends help you move furniture. Best friends help you move BODIES!

I’m the girl your EX will HATE. The girl your MOTHER will LOVE. And the girl YOU’LL want to be with FOREVER.

NO TRESPASSING VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

So uh... you’re kinda the best thing since SLICED BREAD!!

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?... Then it must be something dirty... haha

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “HOLY SHIT...WHAT A RIDE!!”

I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!

I have the cape. I make the whoosh noises!

I always hated going to weddings. All the Grandma’s would poke me and say “You’re next!” They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

BEST FRIENDS: we’re the kind of people that laugh at a joke 3 times... once when it’s told. The 2nd time when they explain it, and the third time [[five minutes later]] when we finally get it.

OMG! OMG! OMG! ... Wait... I forgot.

It’s not denial. I’m just very selective about the reality I accept.

There are two types of pedestrians: Quick, and Dead.

Shhh... I’m hiding from the stupid people!

I’m not a Bitch... I just have a low bullshit tolerance.

It’s okay....I’M A NINJA.

I’m multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time!

I suppose saying “FUCK YOU“ would be unprofessional.

Two wrongs don’t make a right.... but three rights make a left!

WARNING!!! I often bust out with random dance moves. WARNING!!!

It’s not easy being crazy... but i try.

God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. THEREFORE Ray Charles is God.

Why is there school? Is there a point to it?

A Stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws.

The only thing a girl should chase is a SHOT

Always Classy. Never Trashy. Now get on my level.

Cleverly disguised as someone who gives a shit.

Friends ask why you’re crying. But best friends already have the keys, scissors, & shovel ready to cut off his balls & burry the loser that made you cry... after they’ve keyed his car of course!

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.

Friends are like BRAS. Close to the heart & always there for support.

No Music. No Life.

I’d rather have a mind opened by wonder then one closed by belief.

Crazy? Yeah. =] You won’t forget me.

I’m leaving you. She said. I don’t think so. I said. Duck tape can fix anything. =]

Athlete’s life weights. Cheerleaders lift people.

I am going to take a pillowcase and fill it full with bars of soap and beat the crap outta you.

Early in the morning
in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight

back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
a deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and killed the two dead boys
if you don’t believe this lie is true
ask the blind man he saw it too!

I’m gonna draw a picture, a picture with a twist. I’ll draw it with a razor blade; I’ll draw it on my wrist. As I draw this picture, a fountain will appear, as this fountain flows my problems disappear.

WhatIveFelt.WhatIveKnown.TurnThePages.TurnTheStone.

Mirror mirror on the wall watch me break and watch me fall.

I want to sleep. But im not tired want to laugh. But anything’s funnies want to kiss him in the rain. But he doesn’t know exist.

I said your name then you looked the other way. I’d give you everything… if there was something left.

In with a bullet, out with shattered hearts. i love you & goodbye.

People are like slinkys, even though you don’t like them, you can still get a laugh when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I’m done wasting my dreams on you.

Even if I ‘accidentally’ bumped into him in the hallway… he wouldn’t notice me.

I hate that only he can make me laugh and cry at the same time.

I don’t belong here I gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife cause this time I'm right to move on and on far away from here

BabyDontCry.YouHadMyHeartAtLeastForTheMostPartButEverybodysGottaDieSometimeWeFellApartLetsMakeANewStart

He’s MY prince charming But SHE’S his Cinderella where does that leave me, the ugly step sister?

Sometimes I like to curl up in a ball, so no one can see me because I’m so small.

waiting for that one day when that one guy goes up to you and asks you out...then your heart skips a beat and you pass out on the floor

You fly like paper and get high like planes.

How much longer do I have to pretend, that I don’t want life to end, that everything is okay, and once again I can defend.

I am tired of waiting, waiting for love, waiting for change, waiting to break free, to get out of a nightmare so strange.

I’m melting in your eyes like the first time I caught fire.

Every time I try to fly I fall… MUAHAHAHA

By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now...

Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

I’m the kind of person that walks into a chair and apologizes.

I’m the type of person that walks into a chair and cusses it out.

Since I am not there to hug you... pretend I did

When a guy says you’re hot, he’s looking at your BODY. When a guy says you’re pretty, he’s looking at your FACE. When a guy says you’re beautiful, he’s looking at your HEART.

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

I’m the girl that can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Never regret something that once made you smile.

Don’t worry what people think..... They don’t do it very often.

Be wHo You waNt T o bE. nOT whaT oTheRs WanT to SeE.

BECAUSE I'M BORED ...

Levels of Insanity: 1) Talks to self. 2) Argues with self. 3)Loses argument with self. 4) Is no longer speaking with self.

I purposely create awkward moments because i think their funny!

Friends catch you when you slip on ice, but best friends just point and laugh.

Friends bail you out of jail, but best friends would be sitting beside you saying " Damn. Lets do it again!"

SCREW HUGS! I'm gonna tackle you when i see you!!!

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

Give me the chocolate, and nobody gets hurt.

Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull.

Yea, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

The greatest pleasure in life is doingwhat people say you cannot do.

We're not famous, but bitches talk about us like we are.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

I don't have an attitude problem, You have a perception problem.

A diva is a female version of a Hustla.

No, i didn't sell my soul to Satan. But we did work out a rent to own deal.

Me? Sarcastic? Of course not. I'mfar too ditzy to grasp the subtleties of mockery.

I have a Life. I just choose to spend it Online.

Your village called...the Idiot is missing.

People that don't know me think i'm quiet. People that know me wishI was.

The only things in life you regret are the risks you didn't take.

SMILE! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Love is friendship set on FIRE.

Remember, pillage first... THEN burn.

I wanna sue Disney for making allus girls think we need a guy to save us.

Farrah Fawcett arrives in Heaven. God grants her one wish. She wishes that all the children on Earth can be safe. BAM! Micheal Jackson dies. HAHAHA

Emo is just an excuse for boys to act like girls.

B.I.T.C.H = Babe In Total Control of Herself

I'm not quiet..... I'm plotting!!!

Everytime you mispronounce my name... i hate you a little more.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.

Come to the Dark Side... we have Edward Cullen AND Cookies!!!!

The TOES you step on today, may be attached to the ASS you have will to kiss tomorrow.

For every girl with a broken heart, there's a boy with a glue gun.

Best Friends: they know how stupid you are, and still choose to be seen with you in public .

4 out of 5 doctors agree that i am insane.

I might be little, but i'm like dynamite, harmless, until the fuse gets lit.

Housework is evil. IT MUST BE STOPPED.Be the kind of woman thah when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh shit! She's up."