I laugh to remember that life is for having fun
I read to remember that education is good in the long run
I smile to remember that some one may be falling in love with me
I dance to remember that a free spirit is the best way to be free
I work to remember that sometimes it's not going to be easy and that's a good thing
I talk to remember that everyone should have a distinct personality
I love because that's the way I think that I should be
I think because thats how I get to that place that is for me
I give advice because I want to make the world a better place
And I listen because it helps people feel like the world is safe
So laugh, read, smile and dance to see where life will take you. Work, talk, love and think to do the best that you can do. Give advice and listen just to help everybody else. But never put anyone else before yourself.
CHREEZTEENA AVIOSY PINZOLLO
Monday 3 January 2011
BACK IN THE DAY !!!!
Close your eyes... And go back...
*Before the Internet or the AIM
*Before semi automatics and weed
*Before playstation2 or X-box
*Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night...
..Way back...
*I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk.
*Red light, Green light.
*Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
*Mother May I?
*Red Rover
*four square
*Hula Hoops
*Running through the sprinkler
*Happy Meals
*Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car
Wait...
*Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons
*Like Hey Arnold and Doug
*Recess
*Or what about legends of the hidden temple, global guts, double dare, bloody mary and who, ARE YOU AFFRAID OF THE DARK!
*Who could forget Snick
*Or the teenage mutant ninja turtles, scooby doo, and Power Rangers,
*Christmas morning...
*Your first day of school
*Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses
*Climbing trees
*Getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck (the real ice cream truck w/ cones & banana splits)
*A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
*Jumpin' down the steps
*Jumpin' on the bed
*Pillow fights
*Runnin' till you were out of breath
*Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt and you almost peed your pants
*Laughing so hard that you did pee your pants
*Being tired from playin' all day
*Your first crush...
*Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7-Up" & "King chase the Queen" in the classroom
Remember that?
I'm not finished yet...
*Kool-Aid & Icee Cups was the drink of the summer
*Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars or spokes
*Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school
*Class Field Trips
*When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there.
*When getting high was swinging on the swing-set
*When $5 seemed like a million, and another dollar a Miracle.
*When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were so cool.
*When Toys r Us overuled the "mall"
I want to go back to the time when...
*Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"
*Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
*"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
*Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"
*Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening
*It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
*Saying cuss words were referred to the "F, B or S - word" or h-e double hockey sticks.
*Being old, referred to anyone over 20.
*The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
*The only real heart break you had was when your mom wouldnt buy you that new toy
*Nobody was prettier than Mom
*Nobody was cooler than Dad
*Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better
*It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.
*Getting an inch of snow was a dream come true.
*Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"
*Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!
*Before the Internet or the AIM
*Before semi automatics and weed
*Before playstation2 or X-box
*Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night...
..Way back...
*I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk.
*Red light, Green light.
*Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
*Mother May I?
*Red Rover
*four square
*Hula Hoops
*Running through the sprinkler
*Happy Meals
*Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car
Wait...
*Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons
*Like Hey Arnold and Doug
*Recess
*Or what about legends of the hidden temple, global guts, double dare, bloody mary and who, ARE YOU AFFRAID OF THE DARK!
*Who could forget Snick
*Or the teenage mutant ninja turtles, scooby doo, and Power Rangers,
*Christmas morning...
*Your first day of school
*Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses
*Climbing trees
*Getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck (the real ice cream truck w/ cones & banana splits)
*A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
*Jumpin' down the steps
*Jumpin' on the bed
*Pillow fights
*Runnin' till you were out of breath
*Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt and you almost peed your pants
*Laughing so hard that you did pee your pants
*Being tired from playin' all day
*Your first crush...
*Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7-Up" & "King chase the Queen" in the classroom
Remember that?
I'm not finished yet...
*Kool-Aid & Icee Cups was the drink of the summer
*Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars or spokes
*Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school
*Class Field Trips
*When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there.
*When getting high was swinging on the swing-set
*When $5 seemed like a million, and another dollar a Miracle.
*When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were so cool.
*When Toys r Us overuled the "mall"
I want to go back to the time when...
*Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"
*Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
*"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
*Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"
*Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening
*It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
*Saying cuss words were referred to the "F, B or S - word" or h-e double hockey sticks.
*Being old, referred to anyone over 20.
*The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
*The only real heart break you had was when your mom wouldnt buy you that new toy
*Nobody was prettier than Mom
*Nobody was cooler than Dad
*Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better
*It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.
*Getting an inch of snow was a dream come true.
*Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"
*Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!
Just Because ...
Just Because – I’m quiet – it doesn’t mean I don’t have a lot to say
Just Because – I appear happy – doesn’t mean everything’s ok
Just Because – I’m sarcastic – doesn’t mean I don’t take things seriously
Just Because – I forgive – doesn’t mean I forget
Just Because – I don’t listen to you – doesn’t mean I don’t care
Just Because – I’m gullible – doesn’t mean you can lie to me
Just Because – I’m stubborn – doesn’t mean I’m not easy going
Just Because – I don’t show my feelings – doesn’t mean I don’t have any
Just Because – I don’t say I love you – doesn’t mean I don’t
Just Because – I’m honest – doesn’t mean I’m outspoken
Just Because – I’m not like you – doesn’t mean I’m weird
Just Because – I’m unsure – doesn’t mean I’m afraid
Just Because – I appear happy – doesn’t mean everything’s ok
Just Because – I’m sarcastic – doesn’t mean I don’t take things seriously
Just Because – I forgive – doesn’t mean I forget
Just Because – I don’t listen to you – doesn’t mean I don’t care
Just Because – I’m gullible – doesn’t mean you can lie to me
Just Because – I’m stubborn – doesn’t mean I’m not easy going
Just Because – I don’t show my feelings – doesn’t mean I don’t have any
Just Because – I don’t say I love you – doesn’t mean I don’t
Just Because – I’m honest – doesn’t mean I’m outspoken
Just Because – I’m not like you – doesn’t mean I’m weird
Just Because – I’m unsure – doesn’t mean I’m afraid
Life is all about a**... you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like
Life- 4 simple letters, yet so complicated
Love- 4 simple letters, yet so confusing
Destiny- 7 simple letters, yet so unpredictable
Feelings- 8 simple letters, yet so unexplainable
Words- 5 simple letters, yet there aren't enough to express
Regrets- 6 simple letters, yet they never seem to disappear
Silence- 7 simple letters, yet it can be so loud
Time- 4 simple letters, yet there is never enough
Sadness- 7 simple letters, yet it lingers everywhere
Pain- 4 simple letters, yet it takes so long to heal
Mistakes- 8 simple letters, yet they can never be erased
Beauty- 6 simple letters, yet so hard to see
Love- 4 simple letters, yet so confusing
Destiny- 7 simple letters, yet so unpredictable
Feelings- 8 simple letters, yet so unexplainable
Words- 5 simple letters, yet there aren't enough to express
Regrets- 6 simple letters, yet they never seem to disappear
Silence- 7 simple letters, yet it can be so loud
Time- 4 simple letters, yet there is never enough
Sadness- 7 simple letters, yet it lingers everywhere
Pain- 4 simple letters, yet it takes so long to heal
Mistakes- 8 simple letters, yet they can never be erased
Beauty- 6 simple letters, yet so hard to see
The Truth About Girls....
-Midol is like crack. end of story.
-We love Ben & Jerry's more than you.
-We're always right even when we're wrong.
-It takes at least an hour to look this good.
-We'll never be too old for sleepovers.
-We should never be used as objects.
-Sometimes is just quite never enough.
-"fine" never means anything good.
-We are not ashamed of crying.
-We wish boys still had cooties.
-Being "hot" is degrading....or so we say.
-We have this thing called feelings - don't hurt them
-There's no point in having an ex if you can't be a b**ch to him
-Behind EVERY b**ch there's a guy who made her that way
-Hoes over bros. no questions asked.
- we don't wake up looking pretty..it takes time and effort. for most.
- we need girls nights OFTEN...
- we hold grudges and we never forget things you say to us that hurt
-It doesn't matter who dumped who or why...whenever we see an ex with another girl , it will always bother us. not because we're not over you but just because we know we used to be that girl
- Makeup can hide so many things from puffy eyes from crying to huge scars from a broken heart
- no guy wants to marry a whore... well no good girl wants to marry a manwhore either.
- never ever ask a girl what she weighs, or imply anything about our weight being too much or too little, just don't do it.
- our eyes are located in our heads. not our chest or a**. and when you're not looking in our eyes... WE KNOW
-Our three favorite words: Let's go shopping.
-We win the arguements.
-We love our best friends more than our boy friends.
-We create drama.
-We forgive but don't forget.
-"Luv ya" isn't the same as "love you".
-We love to cuddle.
-Never mess with us while we're PMSing.
-We aren't all blonde bimbos...stop treating us like one.
-We love the little things.
-We love to sing in the shower.
-We travel in packs.
-My heels may look hot but they hurt like crap.
-We are never to old to play "dress up"
WISDOM OF THE SOUL
1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be.
3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.
4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.
5. Success stops when you do.
6. When your ship comes in. ... make sure you are willing to unload it.
7. You will never "have it all together."
8. Life is a journey... not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want I will be happy."
10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
11. I've learned that ultimately 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.
12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.
13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.
14. We often fear the thing we want the most.
15. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
16. Look for opportunities. ..not guarantees.
17. Life is what's coming....not what was.
18. Success is getting up one more time.
19. Now is the most interesting time of all.
20. When things go wrong.....don' t go with them.
21. Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
22. A person who asks a question might be a fool for five minutes, but a person who doesn't ask, is a fool forever.
23. A best friend is like a four leaf clover... hard to find, and lucky to have.
24. I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
25. Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look behind.
2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be.
3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.
4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.
5. Success stops when you do.
6. When your ship comes in. ... make sure you are willing to unload it.
7. You will never "have it all together."
8. Life is a journey... not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want I will be happy."
10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
11. I've learned that ultimately 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.
12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.
13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.
14. We often fear the thing we want the most.
15. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
16. Look for opportunities. ..not guarantees.
17. Life is what's coming....not what was.
18. Success is getting up one more time.
19. Now is the most interesting time of all.
20. When things go wrong.....don' t go with them.
21. Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
22. A person who asks a question might be a fool for five minutes, but a person who doesn't ask, is a fool forever.
23. A best friend is like a four leaf clover... hard to find, and lucky to have.
24. I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
25. Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look behind.
Don't Ever ...
Don’t ever let people tell you that you aren’t good enough
Because you are.
Don’t ever give up your dreams
Because you need them.
Don’t ever compromise your morals
Because they make you who you are.
Don’t ever hide your feelings
Because someone’s willing to hear them.
Don’t ever think you’ve got it all figured out
Because the next moment you won’t.
Don’t ever live your life in the past
Because then you’ll miss out on the now.
Don’t ever let people bring you down
Because they don’t deserve to.
Don’t ever be someone you aren’t
Because then you’ll never know you who really are.
Don’t ever let someone tell you how you feel
Because it’s not their right to.
Don’t ever give up something that feels right
Because it probably is.
Don’t ever worry about the petty things
Because they just don’t matter.
Don’t ever run away from your problems
Because they always find you.
Don’t ever be afraid to take risks
Because they make life worth living.
Don’t ever let someone take away your happiness
Because it was never theirs to take.
Because you are.
Don’t ever give up your dreams
Because you need them.
Don’t ever compromise your morals
Because they make you who you are.
Don’t ever hide your feelings
Because someone’s willing to hear them.
Don’t ever think you’ve got it all figured out
Because the next moment you won’t.
Don’t ever live your life in the past
Because then you’ll miss out on the now.
Don’t ever let people bring you down
Because they don’t deserve to.
Don’t ever be someone you aren’t
Because then you’ll never know you who really are.
Don’t ever let someone tell you how you feel
Because it’s not their right to.
Don’t ever give up something that feels right
Because it probably is.
Don’t ever worry about the petty things
Because they just don’t matter.
Don’t ever run away from your problems
Because they always find you.
Don’t ever be afraid to take risks
Because they make life worth living.
Don’t ever let someone take away your happiness
Because it was never theirs to take.
These are the UNAVOIDABLE LAWS of the natural universe...
1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you will have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of probability: The probability of ‘being watched’ is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning or soon thereafter, you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Happens every time).
7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water or in the shower, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.
15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of probability: The probability of ‘being watched’ is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning or soon thereafter, you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Happens every time).
7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water or in the shower, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.
15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Funny How ...
Isn't it funny that your heart can be broken by someone that was always pretending?
Funny how your friends can make you feel better about any situation.
Funny how when something bad happens, it's all you can think about?
Funny how bad we think we’ve got it, compared to others who have it worse.
Funny how no matter how much we have, we’re never thankful.
Funny how we can have so many friends, but if we fight with one, life sucks,
Funny how your best friend can hurt you even more than your worst enemy can?
Funny how no matter how hard we try, life will never be perfect,
Funny how many times we can be hurt the same way, and how much more it hurts.
Funny how one person can make you feel pretty even on your worst days
Funny that no matter how much you like someone, if nobody thinks you should be with them, you give into peer pressure.
Funny how on rainy days it’s so much easier to smile,
How one fake friend, can ruin a life.
Funny how your best friend can become your worst enemy with one mistake.
Funny how your friends can make you feel better about any situation.
Funny how when something bad happens, it's all you can think about?
Funny how bad we think we’ve got it, compared to others who have it worse.
Funny how no matter how much we have, we’re never thankful.
Funny how we can have so many friends, but if we fight with one, life sucks,
Funny how your best friend can hurt you even more than your worst enemy can?
Funny how no matter how hard we try, life will never be perfect,
Funny how many times we can be hurt the same way, and how much more it hurts.
Funny how one person can make you feel pretty even on your worst days
Funny that no matter how much you like someone, if nobody thinks you should be with them, you give into peer pressure.
Funny how on rainy days it’s so much easier to smile,
How one fake friend, can ruin a life.
Funny how your best friend can become your worst enemy with one mistake.
Life Is ...
- Life isn't just about keeping score.
- It's not about how many people call you
- And it's not about who you've dated or haven't dated at all.
- It isn't about who you've kissed,
- What sport you play,
- Or which guy or girl likes you.
- It's not about your shoes or your hair
- Or the color of your skin,
- Or where you live or go to school.
- In fact it's not about grades, money,
- Clothes, or colleges that accept you or not.
- Life isn't about if you have lots of friends or if you are alone,
- And it's not about how accepted or unaccepted you are.
- Life isn't about that.
- But life is about who you love and who you hurt.
- It's about how you feel about yourself.
- It's about trust, happiness, and compassion.
- It's about avoiding jealousy, overcoming ignorance
- And building confidence.
- It's about what you say and what you mean.
- It's about seeing people for who they are and not for what they have.
- Most of all it is choosing to use your life.
- In a way that could have neverbeen achieved otherwise.
- These choices are what life's about.
Never ...
Never treat some one like they're second best
Never get less than 8 hours of rest
Never tell some one that they mean nothing to you
Never sue some one who doesn't deserve to be sued
Never look in the past when your futures ahead
Never check some one's pulse and still mistake them for dead
Never drink soda when water's nearby
Never say that you don't care if you die
Never trust anyone who isn't yourself
Never push photos to the back of the shelf
Never believe that you can't measure up
Never think it's empty when it's a full cup
Never act selfish just cuz your mother's around
Never expect to helped when you're on the ground
And if there is anything you should never do, is pretend you don't like him/her when you love everything they do.
Never get less than 8 hours of rest
Never tell some one that they mean nothing to you
Never sue some one who doesn't deserve to be sued
Never look in the past when your futures ahead
Never check some one's pulse and still mistake them for dead
Never drink soda when water's nearby
Never say that you don't care if you die
Never trust anyone who isn't yourself
Never push photos to the back of the shelf
Never believe that you can't measure up
Never think it's empty when it's a full cup
Never act selfish just cuz your mother's around
Never expect to helped when you're on the ground
And if there is anything you should never do, is pretend you don't like him/her when you love everything they do.
REALIZE IT ...
To realize The value of a sister:
Ask someone Who doesn't have one.
To realize The value of ten years:
Ask a newly Divorced couple.
To realize The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.
To realize The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has Given birth to a premature baby.
To realize The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize The value of one-second:Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
To realize The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has
Won a silver medal in the Olympics.
To realize the value of a friend
Lose one.
FUN REFLECTIONS ON LIFE!
1. Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out.
My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do you think illiterate people
get the full affect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody,
but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone
going faster than you is a maniac?
9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three of them.
11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends.
If they are OK, then it must be you.
12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if you've got a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you
it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful,
but I only have photographs of her on the walls.
14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and
said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library,
the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out.
My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do you think illiterate people
get the full affect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody,
but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone
going faster than you is a maniac?
9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three of them.
11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends.
If they are OK, then it must be you.
12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if you've got a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you
it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful,
but I only have photographs of her on the walls.
14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and
said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library,
the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
Most And Most
The most selfish 1 letter word - I - avoid it.
The most satisfying 2 letter word - We - use it.
The most poisonous 3 letter word - Ego - kill it.
The most used 4 letter word - Love - value it.
The most pleasing 5 letter word - Smile - keep it.
The fastest spreading 6 letter word - Rumour - ignore it.
The hardest working 7 letter word - Success - achieve it.
The most enviable 8 letter word - Jealousy - distance it.
The most powerful 9 letter word - Knowledge - acquire it.
The most essential 10 letter word - Confidence - trust it.
The most satisfying 2 letter word - We - use it.
The most poisonous 3 letter word - Ego - kill it.
The most used 4 letter word - Love - value it.
The most pleasing 5 letter word - Smile - keep it.
The fastest spreading 6 letter word - Rumour - ignore it.
The hardest working 7 letter word - Success - achieve it.
The most enviable 8 letter word - Jealousy - distance it.
The most powerful 9 letter word - Knowledge - acquire it.
The most essential 10 letter word - Confidence - trust it.
When Chreezteena Aviosy Says ...
- Just because it's not what you were expecting, doesn't mean it's not everything you've been waiting for...
- Often in life we forget the things we should remember and remember the things we should forget
- I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I can't erase my mistakes...
- I like to pretend that everything's alright. Because when everybody else thinks you're fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you're not.
- sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past .. stop planning the future .. stop trying to figure out precisely how we feel .. stop deciding with our mind what we want our heart to feel and sometimes we just have to go with "whatever..happens..happens"
- Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
- Sometimes you just can’t open up to someone. Not because you don’t trust them.But because once you tell someone how you feel inside, you’re giving them permission to hurt you…
- You don't stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.
- In the end everyone will hurt you... it's up to you to decide who is worth the pain.
- Forget about the people in your past... they didn't make it to your future for a reason!
Life's Highs...
1. Laughing hysterically
2. Dancing your heart out
3. Star gazing
4. Shopping
5. Going to the beach
6. Listening to the rain
7. Ice-cream on a hot day
8. Feeling wanted
9. Getting that warm, fuzzy feeling when you think about the one you love
10. ReceIving text messages
11. Personal jokes
12. ComplIments
13. Late night phone calls
14. Christmas
15. Hugs
16. Kisses
17. Knowing someone misses you
18. Knowing someone is thinking of you
19. Good dreams
20. Skipping school for a day
21. Lying on the grass starring into the sky
22. Going up to the snow
23. Jumping into a warm bed on a cold night
24. Seeing your guys/girls name on your mobile when it rings
25. Your first kiss
26. Talking for hours about absolutely nothing
27. Looking back on the laughs
28. Receiving presents
29. Giving presents
30. Birthdays
31. Air conditioning when it's hot
32. Being full of energy
33. Seeing your boyfriend/girlfriend
34. Watching someone do something stupid, and them thinking no one saw
35. Nice smelling perfume/cologne/deodorant
36. Good hair days
37. Turning on the radio to hear that your favourite song is being played
38. Running into an old friend
39. Strolling along the pier at night
40. Finding $5 on the ground
41. Being home alone
42. Reading a good magazine
43. Sun baking
44. Sleeping in
45. Watching the sun come up
46. Seeing a shooting star
47. Waking up to find the person you love in your arms
48. Weekends
49. Holidays
50. Jumping on a trampoline
51. Sitting infront on the fire on a cold evening
52. Smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
53. Singing into your hairbrush in your room
54. Bubble baths
55. Turning up your sterio as loud as it will go
56. Being so happy it makes you cry
57. Summer
58. Finally completing somthing you started a long time ago
58. Achieving a long time goal
59. Warm nights
60. Falling in love...
2. Dancing your heart out
3. Star gazing
4. Shopping
5. Going to the beach
6. Listening to the rain
7. Ice-cream on a hot day
8. Feeling wanted
9. Getting that warm, fuzzy feeling when you think about the one you love
10. ReceIving text messages
11. Personal jokes
12. ComplIments
13. Late night phone calls
14. Christmas
15. Hugs
16. Kisses
17. Knowing someone misses you
18. Knowing someone is thinking of you
19. Good dreams
20. Skipping school for a day
21. Lying on the grass starring into the sky
22. Going up to the snow
23. Jumping into a warm bed on a cold night
24. Seeing your guys/girls name on your mobile when it rings
25. Your first kiss
26. Talking for hours about absolutely nothing
27. Looking back on the laughs
28. Receiving presents
29. Giving presents
30. Birthdays
31. Air conditioning when it's hot
32. Being full of energy
33. Seeing your boyfriend/girlfriend
34. Watching someone do something stupid, and them thinking no one saw
35. Nice smelling perfume/cologne/deodorant
36. Good hair days
37. Turning on the radio to hear that your favourite song is being played
38. Running into an old friend
39. Strolling along the pier at night
40. Finding $5 on the ground
41. Being home alone
42. Reading a good magazine
43. Sun baking
44. Sleeping in
45. Watching the sun come up
46. Seeing a shooting star
47. Waking up to find the person you love in your arms
48. Weekends
49. Holidays
50. Jumping on a trampoline
51. Sitting infront on the fire on a cold evening
52. Smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
53. Singing into your hairbrush in your room
54. Bubble baths
55. Turning up your sterio as loud as it will go
56. Being so happy it makes you cry
57. Summer
58. Finally completing somthing you started a long time ago
58. Achieving a long time goal
59. Warm nights
60. Falling in love...
What Is Success
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
"Eleven Hints for Life"
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
SOMETHINGS ...
- What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life.
- I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change; when everybody else does.
- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
- Theres a little truth behind every [justkidding]
- A little curiosity behind every [justwondering]
- A little knowledge behind every [idontknow]
- and a little emotion behind every [idontcare]
15 things you probably never knew or thought about....
- At least five people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
- At least fifteen people in this world love you in some way.
- The only reason anyones would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
- A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
- Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
- You mean the world to someone.
- If not for you, someone may not be living.
- You are special and unique.
- Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
- When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
- When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
- When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
- Always remember the compliments you recieved. Forget the rude remarks.
- Always tell soemone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
- If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great
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